1. You live in Rockingham
2. You wear uggboots.
3. You holiday in Bali
4. Your three year old has a Bintang T-Shirt
5. You think dining flash is ordering the upgrade on your Happy Meal
6. You add ice to your beer and drink wine from the box
7. You drive a Commodore…of any type
8. You live in Rockingham
Cruel Mark Cruel! I’ve just canceled my trip to Bali.
if the hat fits…….
(we all have a little bogan in us)
I should have said you forgot mullet and flannel check shirts.
No reference to AC/DC in the CD collection?
Mark, you forgot the db’s & the fact the dad will have a matching bintang singlet!
acdc are almost mainstream now….try Nickleback.
Amanda…..the dad having a Bintant shirt is a given! Its the kid wearing one that seals the deal! lol….
I think that any self respecting bogan would gladly cause you harm if you suggested they would like Nickelback!
Oh you also forgot (this is Joel’s suggestion) the holden needs to be sporting a chevy badge.