You reckon you’ve got problems with your significance.
This guy has more. He is a wealthy landowner outside Austin, Texas who decided some trees on his large property needed clearing, and so he spelt his last name out. The name is 13,720 feet long and 3,100 feet high, which is probably the biggest name on earth.
Shame about the trees though, high price for vanity!
If you have Google Earth you can find it. Close to Buescher State Park near Smithville in Texas.