All posts by Mark Edwards

Noah survives the flood

Here’s an amazing story, this could not have happened 50 years ago, we live in a strange world!!

A baby boy who as a frozen embryo was saved from the flood spawned by Hurricane Katrina in 2005 has been born in a hospital in the New Orleans area and named for Noah, who safely navigated the biblical flood.
After the hurricane, authorities saved his embryo and others stored at a hospital where they had been in danger of thawing amid the flood engulfing the area.”

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Maybe they should have called him Moses? Afterall, Moses survived floating on the water when he was a baby!

Want to get a life? Bid for Nicael Holt

NEED to get a life? Nicael Holt, a 24-year-old man from Wollongong, is selling his to the highest bidder.
All of Mr Holt’s worldly possessions, including his name, bed and clothes, are up for grabs on internet auction site eBay.
Bidding started at $1 on Monday and by 8pm yesterday had risen to $310.
Under the heading “New Life For Sale”, Mr Holt’s eBay site boasts of the skills, friendships and flirtations the new Mr Holt will be entitled to.
“Will introduce to all my friends and potential lovers (around eight which I have been flirting with),” he said.
“I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends. Friends will treat you exactly as they have treated me.
“This includes friends who take me surfing, running, climbing and cook for me. All of these features will be transferred over to the winning applicant.”
But there is a downside.
“I have two nemeses,” Mr Holt said.
And a disclaimer: “Please note winning bidder does not receive ownership of the following: degrees/qualifications, drivers licence, passport, future inheritance and formal/legal identity,” Mr Holt said.
On the upside, the winning bidder will take possession of 300 CDs, Mr Holt’s childhood photos, surfboard and a bike with wonky handlebars.
The new Mr Holt will also get a four-week training course including “training in becoming me”, “piercings to the value of $180” and “lessons in my personal history (the good and the bad stuff)”.
Bidding, by men or women, ends on Tuesday.
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Although this is reported in the press, I cant find any trace of it on ebay
Man…… if you cant make a sermon illustration out of that, your not trying

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Atrophy

While getting ready for Sunday, I have been editing a clip from “Pay it forward”, a movie with Kevin Spacey and the “I see dead people” kid.

In one classroom scene, the scene I am playing in church, the teacher (Kevin) warns his kids about atrophy.

Atrophy is a medical term
“Decrease from previous normal size of the body or a part, cell, organ, or tissue. An organ or body part’s cells may be reduced in number, size or both. Atrophy of some cells and organs is normal at certain points in the life cycle. Other causes include malnutrition, disease, disuse, injury, and hormone over- or underproduction.”

Basically your body withers away through a lack of desire or ability to grow.
Sounds like a condition which could befall either us as Christians, or our church.
Without a deep desire to grow ourselves, and for our church to grow, we would descend into atrophy.

End of an era for Hamo

Andrew Hamilton has given up blogging

He probably has the most visited Christian blog in Perth, if not Australia.
No doubt in part due to his ability to articulate well what is best in the Emerging Church movement.
He has his reasons, but his blog will be missed by those of us who believe in Mission and believe in Spiritual Leadership.
If there is one person who convinced me that there is some good coming out of alternative expressions of Church, it is Hamo.

I hope and pray the Mission work at Brighton reaches many people for Christ, and that Andrew finds other ways of encouraging the whole body of Christ.

Eagles fined

It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of blokes.

Following a complaint to parking inspectors from the Department of Sport and Recreation, West Coast players and coaches returned to their cars at Leederville to find they had been issued $150 fines.
An inspector issuing the tickets said he had responded to a complaint because their parking bays had been filled with the flash cars of West Coast players.
Among the many unhappy faces who received fines were Eagles vice-captain Andrew Embley, Daniel Kerr, Tyson Stenglein and assistant coach Darren Harris. Stenglein was miffed to find two tickets on his Holden ute, the second posted by teammate Kerr, who obviously did not think much of his.