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My wife the cook

My wife is a seriously good cook. Its a bit of a problem.

1. I eat too much good food, and get overweight
2. Often when I go to a restaurant its dissapointing. I pay $$ for food which is not as good as Melindas.

There are some things I can cook better than her
Steak, Pizza, Coffee, cold beer

Okay the last one does not count.
But I choose the brand, put it in the fridge, grab it out when its ice cold and put it in the stubby.

If ever you get the chance to eat Melinda’s pumpkin soup, don’t say no. There is no better pumpkin soup in the world. I know it sounds arrogant, but its not, its just the truth. That and that fried chicken breast stuffed with cream cheese and dribbled with tangy orange and cranberry sause. Seriously, I lick the fry pan afterwards.

I am a blessed man, in so many ways. Don’t know what I did to deserve her, but there you go.

Too busy

I need a holiday, badly
and not a two or three day break, something where I can relax,
all I seem to be focused on and thinking about is church stuff, and its not good for anyone

fishing, drinking, eating, swimming, enjoying my family….. not worried about other things

a distant memory at the moment…..

Christmas is when everyone else slows down, but us Pastors rev up.
This past week has been so wonderful for our church, in so many ways, but I am beat.

Caught reading Jeremiah 18

Ever been caught reading your bible by a member of your family?
This morning I was continuing my devotions from Jeremiah. Man, this is one depressed prophet. He has to give a message of doom, he has to, it is burning within him. Look at how the people react,
” 12 But the people replied, “Don’t waste your breath. We will continue to live as we want to, stubbornly following our own evil desires.”

Thats pretty blunt. Imagine if people in our churches and community were that blunt to us! We might be a bit depressed ourself. In fact maybe they do do this to you.
God’s reply does not pull any punches either!

“I will reduce Jerusalem to ruins, making it a monument to their stupidity.”

If anyone does not think God is not blunt, sarcastic and downright funny, in the midst of tragedy, this book will change your mind.

Ben here before, probably ben here again

Once again, the ‘spiritual captain’ of the budgies has found himself embroiled in controvery, having being arrested for public drunkeness in Melbourne.

Apparently he was drinking until 4.30am with serial offender, Michael Gardiner (betcha the Saints are glad they picked him up)

Now if my maths is correct, this is his third ‘last chance’. Lets see what spin the Weagles put on his latest indiscretion.

Carols in the Sun, best ever

We had our best ever Carols service last night.
The sun was shining, the kids were having a great time in the bouncy castle,

the people on the sausage sizzle did a great job, distributing over 700 sausages and buns.
We had the biggest crowd ever, about 750 – 800.
Our choir was fantastic, including some members from the community, and they were excellent.

The band was not big, but with Eliot, Dale, Jim, Mark and Yonna, they sounded great.

The Inglewood Primary School Choir were great as well.

But the crowd was the real story. They did not want to go home! It was such a beautiful evening, the kids were having a great time and we really sensed it was great for our church to serve the community in a way they really appreciated. I had numerous unsolicited comments from a number of people afterwards, people I didn’t know.

Huge thanks to all those involved, especially the set up and pack away crew! What a great effort.